This is an old blog post I made from several years ago. It is a good example of a Clever Human:
my downstairs neighbor likes to feed bread to the ducks
the other day I caught him doing it
…and there were no ducks
I was on my way to work and I glanced over
and stared at him for a minute watching him throw some bread
I looked around for ducks. There were no ducks.
I looked back at him
and watched him throw another piece of bread
So I looked around for ducks again. Still no ducks. Lots of bread, though. He had obviously been doing this for awhile.
So I looked back at him. Stared for a second.
Then I walked to my car
I guess I was wrong. He doesn’t really like to feed the ducks
He just likes to throw breadtags: