Any Man Who Hides Behind A Woman’s Skirt Is A Skunk!
I am withered like an old apple-john.
Kiss Tries a New Direction
On July 10, 2004, Dr. Rudolph Stapp, before his disappearance, submitted his extensive report, “Quantum Vibrational Harmonic constants and the inherent flaw in the Grand Unified Theory” to a cadre of the esteemed scientific elite at Cambridge. The 300-page paper pieced together unproven scientific theorem with unduplicated laboratory experiments from the last two hundred years. The closed conference lasted 8 hours. Very little information from that lecture has leaked out but several members were reportedly shaken and quiet upon leaving. Dr Thomas Kyle, winner of the Nobel Prize in Physics in 1991, walked slowly out and promptly walked into a post. Another double Nobel winner, whose name was removed from the registry by request, left his seat as the Mallinckrodt Professor of Physics at Harvard University to join the Catholic Church. The professor apparently relayed the information in the paper to Cardinal Back is from Lithuania, who then apparently made the professors swear to secrecy to never reveal the information to anyone other than the Pope…although this report was not confirmed and is still only speculatory. Stephen Hawking refused to talk to anyone about the lecture upon leaving and denies having ever attended Stapp’s lecture to this very day.
I have examined all the known superstitions of the world, and I do not find in our particular superstition of christianity one redeeming feature. They are all alike founded on fables and mythology. Millions of innocent men, women and children, since the introduction of Christianity, have been burnt, tortured, fined and imprisoned. What has been the effect of this coercion? To make one half the world fools and the other half hypocrites; to support roguery and error all over the earth.
Turns out that Kate Bush song about two comic strip characters falling in love is actually about a book by someone named Emily Bronte. Who knew?
I think if Stephen Hawking could travel through time, he would go forward to the point where ALS has been cured. Marilyn Monroe can wait.
MythBusters should do an episode where they test to see if it is really possible to suck start an engine.