2019
March
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Between the World Cup and the Tour de France next week, I don’t know when I’ll be able to do anything else!

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Visit sunny Pensacola Beach, Florida. For a limited time only, all beaches come with a free, unlimited supply of sun tan oil. Get it while it’s hot!!!

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At the beginning of every World Cup match while the national anthems are being played, every member of each team stands with a kid in front of them. Apparently this was one of the conditions of being able to play in South Africa – every member of every team has to adopt at least one little South African child. 

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Morgan Freeman’s earing makes him look rakish. Like a pirate. Aarrh. 

“Shiver me black holes.”

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Well, South Africa has beat Mexico in the battle of the National Anthems.

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Watching ESPN Mobile on the EVO is surprisingly good! I’ll be able to have the phone next to me playing all the matches all day long. …just don’t call me.

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