Between the World Cup and the Tour de France next week, I don’t know when I’ll be able to do anything else!
Visit sunny Pensacola Beach, Florida. For a limited time only, all beaches come with a free, unlimited supply of sun tan oil. Get it while it’s hot!!!
At the beginning of every World Cup match while the national anthems are being played, every member of each team stands with a kid in front of them. Apparently this was one of the conditions of being able to play in South Africa – every member of every team has to adopt at least one little South African child.
I want a condom, the kind with teeth. (people should get beat up for stating their beliefs)
New Quantum Theory Separates Gravitational and Inertial Mass
Morgan Freeman’s earing makes him look rakish. Like a pirate. Aarrh.
“Shiver me black holes.”
I would like to go to Africa and personally punch every single person who has one of those stupid fucking horns.
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Well, South Africa has beat Mexico in the battle of the National Anthems.
Watching ESPN Mobile on the EVO is surprisingly good! I’ll be able to have the phone next to me playing all the matches all day long. …just don’t call me.