Enough with cruelty free meat. I want cruel meat. Actually, I want my meat with extra cruelty. If there were a label on chicken titties saying, “we plucked this chicken while it was still alive, after forcing it to watch Veronica’s Closet reruns until it was bleeding,” I’d buy that. You are what you eat! Stop being a wishy washy, namby pamby crying little girl! Eat cruel.
