2019
February
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I was kind of serious about this question: “How come humans are the only animals with shitters that need to be wiped?” No other species of animal has this issue, just humans. Seriously, how did we evolve this way?

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It’s time to play the music 
It’s time to light the lights 
t’s time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight. 

It’s time to put on makeup 
It’s time to dress up right 
It’s time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight. 

Why do we always come here 
I guess we’ll never know 
It’s like a kind of torture 
To have to watch the show 

And now let’s get things started 
Why don’t you get things started 
It’s time to get things started 
On the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational 
This is what we call the Muppet Show! 

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